The legacy of one born to be sexy in everything they try. They are desirable by women of all kinds and they are sure to get laid. Infact they get laid on demand.
Damn I wish I could get laid like a Sarmiento.
by Bazuco March 27, 2008
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Someone who Lies, Cheats, and Drinks. Then Lies about Lying, Cheating, and Drinking.

Pulling A Sarmiento - Lying about your whereabouts, cheating on your boyfriend, and underage drinking.
My parents can't find out so im doing it Sarmiento style.

Lying to your friends before going to a party that you lied about going to, then drinking till you through up on Courtneys floor, then waking up the next morning to deny it all happened when you mom wakes you up for church and your not there.
by Unaminous February 27, 2007
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To send people expensive dildos you've used to people as a joke
Did you see Bobby got sent a dildo anonymously by someone? Another disgusting case of Sarmientoism.
by StankyRats69 September 13, 2021
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Edrine or Ely is a very thoughtful person. He is very good at listening to someone's problem or rants and he'll help you to build your confidence. Ely can always make you feel so beautiful and loved.
I wish I have Edrine L. Sarmiento
by CloudAsh June 8, 2021
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The Sarmientos.. Where do I start, the Sarmientos are one of the most dangerous and notorious bloodlines out in discord and roblox, owned by their fierce leaders: AOS Demarcus Sarmiento, and Obscure Sarmiento they are a cyber criminal group that specialize in diplomacy, external relations, foreign affairs, management, leadership, enforcement, justice, law, cyber security, foreign intelligence, internal intelligence. They infiltrate servers that declare enemies of the bloodline, protect your server of them..
"The Sarmientos are dangerous"

Use it as a "Them"
by poopygirlpus August 4, 2023
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